On Wed, 25 Jun 2008 10:04:08 -0700 (PDT),
scottarmstrong2008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
wrote:
>Well, for couple of years Kristen's been having a bizarre habit/hobby,
>-farting on cream cakes... (beats me) It's amazing to see her taking
>off her pants, exposing her bare butt before me, then bending over,
>squating with it to the cake, and vigorously breaking winds all over
>it. It's so wierd! Once I decided to get down to it and asked her as
>to the meaning of this bizarre fetish, so she told me that it has
>turned her on since being a little girl. Beats me! She can hardly even
>explain it to herself!
>
>So one day while I was drinking my coffee, she approached me, took a
>cake out of the frige, got undressed and carried out her constant
>ritual. I got suddenly so turned on, that my prick thought of punching
>my stretched pants, so I took 'em off. Astonished and grateful, I
>stared at my lover performing the ceremony easily and slowly, thanking
>holy ghost for her beauty. She bent down to place her ass in front of
>the cake, while I'm standing in the corner watching her drawing near,
>her slot and asshole are approximately 2-3 inches from the cake,
>waiting patiently for the digestion gases to ac***ulate, then be
>thrust out of her body to meet the beneign cake. She told me she'd had
>thebeans, so she was equiped with a lot of farts just to be proud of.
>After she let out a silent one, felt only due to its odor, she broke
>winds loudly, about 5 or 6 in a row, every one of them sounded like a
>canon bombardment, or at least - a starting motorcycle. The last one
>lasted 7 whole seconds. Initially the smell was hot, strong and
>condensed as th\e molecules were too dense. After a while when it
>beganto spread, it has become sharp, punctual and less offensive.
>After
>about 20 seconds it felt all over the room, surprisingly turning me
>on.
>
>She got up from the bending position, getting up on her feet. I kissed
>and hugged her passionately, thanking her for thrilling me, and we
>both went to the bedroom to make love and view a Veronica Moser film.
>As for the cake- after a few hours it was a total mess, looked full of
>fungi and all sorts of bacteria and sour, still carrying Kris'
>wonderful smell. Needless to say, it served as our desert for dinner
>that very
>evening (yummy...).
>
>She also had confessed to mostly enjoy breaking silent and smelly
>farts while in public or near strange people (preferably her male
>friends -ughhh give me a break!) - but that's for another time.
>
>http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/women_intofarting_on_cakes/
Calling muley! It's a call for you! **** sniffer's mating call...
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