r u related to Amber??
<scottarmstrong2008@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> Well, for couple of years Kristen's been having a bizarre habit/hobby,
> -farting on cream cakes... (beats me) It's amazing to see her taking
> off her pants, exposing her bare butt before me, then bending over,
> squating with it to the cake, and vigorously breaking winds all over
> it. It's so wierd! Once I decided to get down to it and asked her as
> to the meaning of this bizarre fetish, so she told me that it has
> turned her on since being a little girl. Beats me! She can hardly even
> explain it to herself!
>
> So one day while I was drinking my coffee, she approached me, took a
> cake out of the frige, got undressed and carried out her constant
> ritual. I got suddenly so turned on, that my prick thought of punching
> my stretched pants, so I took 'em off. Astonished and grateful, I
> stared at my lover performing the ceremony easily and slowly, thanking
> holy ghost for her beauty. She bent down to place her ass in front of
> the cake, while I'm standing in the corner watching her drawing near,
> her slot and asshole are approximately 2-3 inches from the cake,
> waiting patiently for the digestion gases to ac***ulate, then be
> thrust out of her body to meet the beneign cake. She told me she'd had
> thebeans, so she was equiped with a lot of farts just to be proud of.
> After she let out a silent one, felt only due to its odor, she broke
> winds loudly, about 5 or 6 in a row, every one of them sounded like a
> canon bombardment, or at least - a starting motorcycle. The last one
> lasted 7 whole seconds. Initially the smell was hot, strong and
> condensed as th\e molecules were too dense. After a while when it
> beganto spread, it has become sharp, punctual and less offensive.
> After
> about 20 seconds it felt all over the room, surprisingly turning me
> on.
>
> She got up from the bending position, getting up on her feet. I kissed
> and hugged her passionately, thanking her for thrilling me, and we
> both went to the bedroom to make love and view a Veronica Moser film.
> As for the cake- after a few hours it was a total mess, looked full of
> fungi and all sorts of bacteria and sour, still carrying Kris'
> wonderful smell. Needless to say, it served as our desert for dinner
> that very
> evening (yummy...).
>
> She also had confessed to mostly enjoy breaking silent and smelly
> farts while in public or near strange people (preferably her male
> friends -ughhh give me a break!) - but that's for another time.
>
> http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/women_intofarting_on_cakes/
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