looks like it's been crossposted,,, but since it was posted
here among other places,,, it HAS to be related,, hope IT doesn't
come back either.... kinda like a plague,, get rid of it and hope
it never returns.....<shudder>
"chong" <chong633@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> r u related to Amber??
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>> Well, for couple of years Kristen's been having a bizarre
>> habit/hobby, -farting on cream cakes... (beats me) It's amazing
>> to see her taking off her pants, exposing her bare butt before
>> me, then bending over, squating with it to the cake, and
>> vigorously breaking winds all over it. It's so wierd! Once I
>> decided to get down to it and asked her as to the meaning of
>> this bizarre fetish, so she told me that it has turned her on
>> since being a little girl. Beats me! She can hardly even
>> explain it to herself!
>>
>> So one day while I was drinking my coffee, she approached me,
>> took a cake out of the frige, got undressed and carried out her
>> constant ritual. I got suddenly so turned on, that my prick
>> thought of punching my stretched pants, so I took 'em off.
>> Astonished and grateful, I stared at my lover performing the
>> ceremony easily and slowly, thanking holy ghost for her beauty.
>> She bent down to place her ass in front of the cake, while I'm
>> standing in the corner watching her drawing near, her slot and
>> asshole are approximately 2-3 inches from the cake, waiting
>> patiently for the digestion gases to ac***ulate, then be thrust
>> out of her body to meet the beneign cake. She told me she'd had
>> thebeans, so she was equiped with a lot of farts just to be
>> proud of. After she let out a silent one, felt only due to its
>> odor, she broke winds loudly, about 5 or 6 in a row, every one
>> of them sounded like a canon bombardment, or at least - a
>> starting motorcycle. The last one lasted 7 whole seconds.
>> Initially the smell was hot, strong and condensed as th\e
>> molecules were too dense. After a while when it beganto spread,
>> it has become sharp, punctual and less offensive. After
>> about 20 seconds it felt all over the room, surprisingly
>> turning me on.
>>
>> She got up from the bending position, getting up on her feet. I
>> kissed and hugged her passionately, thanking her for thrilling
>> me, and we both went to the bedroom to make love and view a
>> Veronica Moser film. As for the cake- after a few hours it was
>> a total mess, looked full of fungi and all sorts of bacteria
>> and sour, still carrying Kris' wonderful smell. Needless to
>> say, it served as our desert for dinner that very
>> evening (yummy...).
>>
>> She also had confessed to mostly enjoy breaking silent and
>> smelly farts while in public or near strange people (preferably
>> her male friends -ughhh give me a break!) - but that's for
>> another time.
>>
>> http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/women_intofarting_on_cakes/
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