On Jun 28, 7:50=A0am, scottarmstrong2...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> On Jun 25, 8:44 pm, "chong" <chong...@[EMAIL PROTECTED]
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> > r u related to Amber??
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> > > Well, for couple of years Kristen's been having a bizarre
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> > > -farting on cream cakes... (beats me) It's amazing to see her taking
> > > off her pants, exposing her bare butt before me, then bending over,
> > > squating with it to the cake, and vigorously breaking winds all over
> > > it. It's so wierd! Once I decided to get down to it and asked her as
> > > to the meaning of this bizarre fetish, so she told me that it has
> > > turned her on since being a little girl. Beats me! She can hardly
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> > > explain it to herself!
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> > > So one day while I was drinking my coffee, she approached me, took a
> > > cake out of the frige, got undressed and carried out her constant
> > > ritual. I got suddenly so turned on, that my prick thought of
punchin=
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> > > my stretched pants, so I took 'em off. Astonished and grateful, I
> > > stared at my lover performing the ceremony easily and slowly,
thankin=
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> > > holy ghost for her beauty. She bent down to place her ass in front
of
> > > the cake, while I'm standing in the corner watching her drawing
near,
> > > her slot and asshole are approximately 2-3 inches from the cake,
> > > waiting patiently for the digestion gases to ac***ulate, then be
> > > thrust out of her body to meet the beneign cake. She told me she'd
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> > > thebeans, so she was equiped with a lot of farts just to be proud
of.
> > > After she let out a silent one, felt only due to its odor, she broke
> > > winds loudly, about 5 or 6 in a row, every one of them sounded like
a
> > > canon bombardment, or at least - a starting motorcycle. The last one
> > > lasted 7 whole seconds. Initially the smell was hot, strong and
> > > condensed as th\e molecules were too dense. After a while when it
> > > beganto spread, it has become sharp, punctual and less offensive.
> > > After
> > > about 20 seconds it felt all over the room, surprisingly turning me
> > > on.
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> > > She got up from the bending position, getting up on her feet. I
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> > > and hugged her passionately, thanking her for thrilling me, and we
> > > both went to the bedroom to make love and view a Veronica Moser
film.
> > > As for the cake- after a few hours it was a total mess, looked full
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> > > fungi and all sorts of bacteria and sour, still carrying Kris'
> > > wonderful smell. Needless to say, it served as our desert for dinner
> > > that very
> > > evening (yummy...).
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> > > She also had confessed to mostly enjoy breaking silent and smelly
> > > farts while in public or near strange people (preferably her male
> > > friends -ughhh give me a break!) - but that's for another time.
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> > >http://ca.groups.yahoo.com/group/women_intofarting_on_cakes/
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She bakes em while she at it! ;O)
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