rollin along with the land surfer
+++
not one of my better
psychic blog
page titles
but i give a ****
hi musical psychic blog
+++
jamelia
'superstar'
+++
hang on
th media player stills tcuck
on
**** sound levels
only half volume
+++
i know
i'm slipping
once upon a time i'd
push a female orgasm out th
amplifier for the
whole neighbourhood at
3 AM
+++
th old stage PA
+++
i'll make up for it later
and put on a tranny flick with
lots of squeelin and
turn th ****er
up
+++
ah man
eclectic ****
+++
i purchased a large
drugs consignment today
+++
"not as large as some"
+++
nicely manicured buds
+++
not shavin today
changed my mind
maybe i
shave th head but
not for charity
+++
th dreads are
****in shockin
+++
tenacious d
'kyle quit the band'
+++
after evry hair wash
i find hair
all over th house
doesnt appear to be shrinking though
+++
big hair
+++
cheers diary
into th bourbon tonight
along wi th dreaded weed
+++
will smith
'switch'
+++
whiskey and ice
ah man
i dunno
+++
only drink whiskey with elevens
+++
and then only if th ***** dances
+++
lovely sabrina
+++
"cute arse"
+++
sittin in
a bike shop today
doin drugs and
havin fun we
still comparin scars
+++
it's takin a while
+++
where'd this ****er go ?
ah there ya are
nearly faded away
+++
QE2
still cant find my
doctor files
+++
bjork
'one day'
+++
try lookin under
jennifer
+++
seem to recall i was
pirate jenny back then
+++
"bit like aunty jack"
leave my moustache out of this ****
+++
or i'll rip yr bloody arms off
+++
"u little ripper"
+++
..
..
..
**** off
+++
i really
really
have to
wash th beach sand off th unicycle
"or take it back to th beach"
+++
didnt i tell u to **** off
+++
jeez man
just because he owns th body
+++
i wanna go surfin black
'maybe later"
"ask me when i' drunk"
+++
hmm
+++
is th ***** at th bottlo hittin on me ?
and do i care
+++
cute arse
nice conversation
wont let th fella serve me
+++
talkative woman
maybe i buy her
a ballgag for xmas
+++
i'd ike to buy one for nickie kidman but
dont have her
mailing address
+++
?
'to50'
+++
lear jet 35 alpha - lyric
+++
the kinks
'plastic man'
+++
i dunno
fittin clues to th nxt song
about to play
into my diary rambling
gets psychically interesting
+++
cute arse
+++
jump up and down
+++
that;s better
+++
me and trippy
were talkint ot his chick on his phone and
she said gday and
all i said was
hello
its a chick man
so she whinged
so i said
jump up and down
so she did
but she didnt have a video phone
+++
we would have accepted pictures
+++
trippy was in form today
+++
had us rollin in th workshop
+++
ya mad ****
+++
icehouse
'icehouse'(band formerly called-flowers)
+++
we smoked some
dried flowers
spent ten minutes
in th session room
tryin to figure out
if they;ve been dried long enough yet
+++
i had a fun morning
was free by eleven
+++
an easy roof
i only wasted a couple thousand litres of water
+++
we're
less than a month from
level five
water restrictions
+++
so i have to move kuta
+++
started cuttin down on th baths
+++
th savage's testicles
arent likin th changes
+++
two quick showers a day doesnt cut it
+++
wonder if that
threesome down th
gold coast is still
on offer
+++
i scare u too much man
+++
seriously
+++
i'm an empath
i can feel it
+++
blood sweat and tears
'spinning wheel'
+++
should have thrown from
unicycle
o somethin similar
+++
oh
he still calls me
the unicycle man
+++
introduces me to his guests
as the unicycle man
+++
wonder if
eunice th unique unicycle
is still with bree
+++
that woman understood
surfing on one wheel
+++
and how to drag her crutch
down th floor
on th dance floor
+++
**** man
+++
th girl in me just let down
+++
"here stop that ya *****"
"just got an endorphin rush"
+++
i love bein me
+++
more drugs over here ...
scuse i
..
..
..
the stoners bible
electronic synchronicity edition
+++
shakespears sister
'you're history'
+++
not quite
six yrs old
+++
just
stoner diaries
+++
with a little magic thrown in
+++
ok
this one has some
big magic thrown in
u have to write a lot man
+++
then u too can
point the bone of death
at the islamic terrorist ****s
th night before th
northern pakistan earthquake
+++
we're stoners but
we kill
leastwise
in th real world of
psychic phenomena
for every action
there's an
equal and opposite reaction
so
if ****s are gunna die in th future
how do i
see that
with my third eye
in reality
point the bone of death
at the islamic terrorist ****s
th night before th
northern pakistan earthquake
+++
just magic
or umm
pure coincidence
got an awful lot of em
+++
the land surfer
the original
land surfer
is still pronounced
the kadaitcha man of australia
+++
only one of me
+++
the adventures of the land surfer
is still runnin on myspace
and blogspot
+++
psychic killer hitman cause
that;s how ya see
ppl dyin
in th future
+++
and it keeps
th poor wee psychic
semi sane
+++
writin clues to
disasters that
nearly all th time
cant be deciphered
till afterwards
+++
which is fair
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
but bye and bye
we get a little betetr
at writin clues
to th next song
about to play
+++
till even th hick
yocal
mor elikely th
slick city slicker
can see truth
+++
a fun game
harder to cheat at
than to do for real
try it
+++
automatic writing and
music
and just writin th track titles down
as they come up
on th random number generator
+++
there's magic
in th music
+++
works with other things too but
best with music
+++
why i sang
in th street
as background singer
for six yrs
for no money
+++
miss my busker mates
+++
sharkie is
well
he's gone walkabout
+++
surfin on one wheel
as ever
+++
..
..
..
i dont wanna be famous again kuta
was bad enough th last time
+++
jewel
'standing still'
+++
****in cameras
+++
"was infamy last time"
+++
more fun
+++
least i've stayed off th telly
surfin on one wheel for while
+++
been in a magazine
and a paper
and on th tube
had my twenty minutes of fame
+++
even th
walkin away from th mass murder scene
as th only survivor
+++
couldnt see th end of th track
too much light
tv cameras
in my face
with th pigs apologising for th media;s
insensitivity
+++
pink floyd
'pigs on the wing pt 2'
+++
were too
we were off th big polcie station
for some
more interviews
+++
ever been number one suspect ?
in a murder investigation
+++
is fun hey
+++
i didnt do it
least i dont think so
+++
knew about it though
but he did tell me
+++
gorillaz
'cint eastwood'
+++
took us
fifteen yrs
after ya died old man
to find yr hidin place
we thought we had
all yr guns
+++
if i'd grabbed th gun on th table
and offed th old man
it did cross my mind
i'd be a dead man
it was jammed
+++
my psychic gift
doin its
job
i'm a survivalist
+++
a billion dollars or
a semi trained psychic gift
take th gift
money wont stop
rocks fallin on yr head
meteor falls down u've
stepped to one side
without thinking
it's not a hard choice
+++
just
always ***s with balance
+++
unicyclists *** with balance
+++
"grace anyway"
+++
why ppl still
persist
in lookin for my tits
+++
read th moustache
"and suck my dick"
+++
now she knows
+++
black's in th house
+++
klubbheads
'discohopping'
+++
not since ya banned smoking
+++
pirate jenny doesnt
dirty dance
with
five chicks
with her unicycle in th cloakroom
anymore
+++
was fun though
+++
in facepaint
+++
if ya;ve got it
+++
stones that is
+++
i climbed off th podium
with two
hot redheads
both hangin on my evry word
one callin me th personality
he asked
how do i do it ?
i used to wonder th same thing
+++
ya just gotta be good man
and bull**** th confidence
"till it ***s"
+++
i didnt tell th poor ****
i'd ****ed a chick
in th doorway of that nightclub
+++
the black eyed peas
'fly away'
+++
while th bouncers
watched
and did nuthin
+++
jesus that morticia could ****
+++
where are ya jane ?
+++
one ex girlfriend
i have trouble
refusin to get th ***** off
+++
versace lady jane
its thursday sweetie
+++
i know i was
****in m****ticia
whiel livin with u and
writin this here
diary in th net
which ya both knew
ya both knew about each other
and both
convinced i was still doin
*** down **** me later eyes
i wasnt
+++
we've stopped talking
+++
found her in my bed at dawn and
she didnt **** me
lost th plot
+++
violent femmes
'gordons message'
+++
you loved this band
+++
hey purple
*** down **** me later eyes
+++
budge
'rape of th locks'
+++
u wanna cut my hair -lyric
+++
can barely see my eyes
i can hide bhind th hair again
+++
still cut at purple
+++
when was pregnant
to another man
she came and
stole my bed
+++
threw me out of it
she wanted to feel comfortable
and sleep in th wizard;s bed
+++
not cut at her for that
+++
i wore it
+++
but
i got out of th ****ing thing
+++
and went and slept at a girlfriends place
+++
and ****ed her
+++
ahh
she gets th picture
u are a kuta lady too
*****
+++
never
ever
forget paulie;s nuts
+++
they are the
id
+++
so repressed this woman
+++
like most
+++
he hasnt got it bad really
if if goes twelve days
she'll thrwo him at th bed
when i lived with her
at least evry day
xactly th same
+++
*** down **** me later eyes
was wild in bed
so wild
for twenty yrs
evry girlfriend i had
thought i was still ****in er
+++
th lesbian came close though
why i married th *****
+++
ben folds
'boxing'
+++
tough
six foot one
redhead
female bouncer
at th country club
+++
ran to fat but
she was a foot model
once or twice
+++
amazon
kiwi woman
+++
these other chicks babe
+++
they dont thrwo boys
like u used to
me and bobie would
drink tequila and
commentate
so ya punched ma nd bobbie out
at our wedding party
we did shower my brothers
blues brothers car
with glass
form th petrol bomb
we deserved it
and laughed
+++
u and i
drank th whole lot
under th table
got married on a harley to led zeppelin and
ya went and got serious on me
+++
ah man
wanted to own seven houses
+++
got to two
and a block of
flats
+++
usual thing
her vagina died in th arse
and she only liked it in th rear
for one week in th month
+++
typical lesbian
+++
versace lady jane
pls note
+++
tight arse
look like nickie kidman down th back
+++
the red hot chilli peppers
'track no02'
+++
red hair
when she;s not
tryin to look liek paris
+++
ah paris
+++
i can understand yr cousin;s
angst
+++
we all do
+++
besides th fact he;s a
boy
+++
"and a funny ****"
+++
arlo guthrie
'chilling of the evening'
+++
like arlo
"more known for his music"
alice;s restaurant
+++
hippies on motorbikes
partyin in a church
+++
"the gap boys have asked me to do something"
well do it
+++
"i cant take that contract"
+++
that's a pity black
+++
"walkin th line"
tryin to keep our magic offshore ya mean
+++
"in public anyway"
+++
ok
+++
nirvana
'mr moustache'
+++
it's politics black
"i know"
+++
sidley would understand
border security
+++
th feds have a page
or two
out of my psychic diary
+++
evrything so backwards
we sent our clues to
california;s
legal sytem
stead of our own
+++
lost a coupel feds
in a plane crash
least iw as
on th net
botu a week before
ravin on
i see a terrorist incident
well ****
u see a plabne cra****n intot h ground
on fire and
call it wot u see
+++
bout a week
before it hits
+++
i get hit
+++
and start writin clues and
sendin to
appropriate ppl
+++
cant stop disasters
can plan for em
+++
pj harvey
'down by the water'
+++
well maybe
ya wouldnt be on th shore
watchin th tide recede
for th big wave to ***
if i wrote th right clues and
th right travel warnings
+++
get ****ed ****
if u read me
u wouldnt have been
in indonesia
specially on an indo plane
+++
read th ****in record
before ya complain
as i read it
+++
i rescinded th travel warning
i'd placed
a week before
jakarta's worst floods and
couldnt really whack on another one
could i
ya dint listen to first one
go back and read th clues
and do th figures
+++
10 dead hippies sitting on a wall
was a blatant clue
a psychic diary page title
ten alive top flight aussies
on a plane
+++
the black eyed peas
'third eye'
+++
if one should
accidently
fall
oh they all did
five died
+++
i didnt take
psychic kills
pls note
+++
when th same page wouldnt
send
as an email
to a british embassy
i kept th
backtrail message
cause
we lost a diploamtic
staff aussie
on that plane
+++
dunno why
i'm postin to
law enforcement and
diplomatic services
th foreign office
i was tryin
but
+++
some of em
make their entrances hard
+++
my psychic diary
too spammie
+++
invisible
+++
i leave a trail
+++
and note with satisfaction
most of it
cant be read
till it;s happened
+++
it felt
liek a
terrorist incident
but i didnt
follow my usual pattern
+++
motorhead
'paranoid'
+++
u write clues to bombings
+++
tomski
'14 hours to save the earth'
+++
it;s kind of ****ed
+++
when i was in
that shakespeare newsgroup
a week before the london bombings
+++
tripled my drug usage
+++
it wasnt all
proposin to nickie kidman
a yr to th day
before she got married
+++
opposite
get it ?
for evry action and that
+++
u can
u can do it
so i can ****in stop
+++
and look for blue planets instead
+++
i wanna find
another blue planet
can ya mark that down
as a goal
+++
if u can help
+++
Röyksopp
'Kings Of Convenience - I Don't Know What I Can Save You From' (REMIX)
+++
powderfinger
'day you come'
+++
i've done too many
impossible things
i cant possibly continue
+++
flight testing
prototype unicycles
will do me just fine thanks
+++
budgie
'breadfan'
+++
better than
mettalica's version i think
i'm biassed
+++
th original is generally best
+++
can feel th crowd
pullin sharkie
to *** surfin in th city
some of my fans are
kinda out there
+++
wot's wi th devil signs
increased of late
+++
has my dr death legend
crept into th street
+++
i killed th **** ok
i had to
+++
a doctor who makes
bombs
+++
took a fine death curse
+++
th motorcycle
in my veins
just wriggled
+++
maybe my club
have forgiven me for
whackin th wrong dr death
+++
it was
nobler
for it to get that **** man
+++
and i'm th president of vice
u gunna ****in argue with me ?
well u would
+++
wouldnt respect ya otherwise
+++
i see a few
black taxes that havent been paid
+++
jewel
'the new wild west'
+++
we're a different branch of th gummint
+++
not here to fine ya
just here to take our cut
+++
when th old lady
joined the man
and worked for th tax dept
i nearly fell over
+++
dont u know wot's black around here woman ?
+++
gotta fund black operations
somehow
+++
TASS
+++
i tire of
robbing th casino
although it made
versace lady wet
+++
and if i
really
need extra dollars i
buy an instant scratchie
and win enough money
to put enough fuel
in th car
to get home
+++
it's a gift
+++
if i was greedy i;d have
at least that
black 911 turbo
with th lightened body
+++
i did
put a blood money curse
on th net
seven days
before the
world trade centre
parked itself in it;s basement
+++
with th number plate
dr death
+++
wot it is
to prove magic real
to make up for my ancestor
+++
city high
'why'
+++
thanks kuta
****in
head inquisitor
of th french inquisition
puttin witches to death
ya daft ****er
and they made ya a
pope
**** man
+++
that's just sick
+++
so scared of psychic powers
in reality
they are
so ****ing slippery
+++
wot gets me is
u used yr own
psychic powers
to root em out
+++
****
+++
give my magic family
a bad name
+++
tool
'cesaro summability'
+++
tryin to tell me u were
a holy roman em****er
+++
like i should
treat u with respect
+++
yr blood gives me th ****s mate
+++
why is it so ?
+++
too inquisitive
+++
more drugs over here...
..
..
..
+++
xtc
'senses working overtime'
+++
over time
+++
12 mnths to th day hey
+++
i usually only
predict disasters
at least things i can claim
psychic kills from
go hard *****
prove me wrong
+++
"that wont keep u safe"
+++
i know we'll meet one day
i'm not
looking forward to it
+++
not with my testicles
+++
just
take yr clothes off
and stand over there
+++
i care
+++
yr an ornament
shut th **** up
+++
i try
+++
nicole kidman and some guy
'come what may'
+++
ah ****
+++
but i'll wear it
as a clue
to th nxt song
+++
"even if it hurts"
it always hurts
+++
can i go surfing ?
"land surfing"
come on land
"pooh does call me"
"land"
+++
short for the land surfer
+++
"she'd hurt u"
havent i hurt her already ?
+++
"did u have a choice ?"
umm
+++
"well"
+++
dunno if i'm proud of th record
"u get evrythin backwards"
mostly
+++
"we have a wrong to fix"
+++
he only killed five
"he headed them"
+++
mungrel
+++
i can call u that
we share
blood
+++
robben ford and taj mahal
'rainy day, dream away'
+++
old blues
+++
my other ancestors
dont pull liek u do
pun intended
+++
th curse
that makes up for th gift
still allergic to girls
i smoke drugs and
ride a unicycle
wot testicles ?
+++
"testify"
and hold my nuts
+++
th romans had their head's together
+++
some of yr
water systems are still
extant
+++
i could write
a psi bio feedback program
read th track info
out of th
header and
would preferr to do it only in
mp3 format
"i'll warm up th convertor"
+++
but which
random number generator to use
+++
th one
genny th generator
in my head
is using
hasnt been written yet
+++
****in magic
+++
why did i write that thing ?
+++
it all stems from
rewriting
rnd
+++
loo and placido
'***** as a dandy'
+++
ok kuta
+++
pseudo random numbers
+++
close enough
mostly
to fool th universe
+++
my original
random number generator
relied on
bein in a net machine
constantly changing
+++
chasin every random
element
in th machine
+++
in th mind
i tied to th heartbeat
runnin psuedocode
+++
th ****er's is still running
but th code has changed
+++
ween
'push th little daisies'
+++
make my nipples hard
+++
tetraplegia's
random number generator
clouding
evry thought
+++
th idiot
in my mind
counting
+++
every psychic i meet
spins
+++
not enough
that thoughts *** liek my bible
five lines of randomnes
separated from th nxt
five lines of randomness
+++
read most human's minds and
u get gibberish
dont know wot they;re thinkin
untrained mind
+++
efua
'somewhere'
+++
mindless missiles
i practise
ridin a unicycle
surfing
thru th human crowd
mostly i dont hit em
+++
young kids though
ya give a wide berth
+++
they dont know
where they;re goin
nuthin to read
+++
no destination
+++
bit liek me
surfin
on th wheel
not goin anywhere
goin everywhere
+++
which reminds me
later
..
..
..
+++
blood sweat and tears
'spinning wheel'
+++
i made a whole five bucks
he'd offered 20
+++
better than most
thanks man
+++
only surfed ten feet
it spun his wheels
+++
nippleclamp
is carryin advertisin
u'll get some weird
callers man
done it before
+++
th wierdo's will
jump on th phone
+++
saw the land surfer
jumpin a gutter on yon beast
+++
snapped a piccie and
+++
th pigs were well behaved
+++
th public
kept it;s mouth mostly shut and
trippy's car fell off th hoist
+++
we laughed
afterwards
where th **** did that guy *** from ?
nice fella
no we're alright
+++
never drop a car
on a post
+++
nirvava
'in bloom'
+++
h litle purple beast
fell off
+++
and i was
lucky enough to be there
+++
sinkin piss with trippy
+++
if th prop
hadnt been under th suspension
+++
ah well
no-one hurt
+++
we were modifyin th chassis rails at th time
+++
modified now
+++
****in mad little car
+++
terry
poured some wine down my throat
he doesnt drink it
buskin away
+++
g
i aint singin anymore
but i'll partake
+++
trippyt puit
27 lb
in th tyre
for this night's
test flight
+++
18
when it hit surfes paradise beach
last saturday night
+++
was aquaplaning man
+++
the kinks
'love me till the sun ****nes'
+++
**** nippleclamp was handlin nice tonight tripper
musta been that bush
+++
we demolished a slab of it and
i'd had six bourbons
+++
th shark fin
wizard hat
tooled thru th city and
the fortitude valley
left just befor emidnight
no singin
+++
unrequited *** and drugs and rock n roll is
boring
less yr a chick
+++
****em
+++
think i had
the land surfer
written across th chest
not really sure
+++
just surfing man
lookin for th
edge
+++
**** she squeeled tripper
+++
just
+++
black rebel motorcycle club
'aint no easy way'
+++
th ***** let down
+++
i was just
stuffin th beast thru
seven posts
a nice run
+++
i felt u
+++
5 guys
in a commodore
outdid u though
+++
hangin out th windows
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hangin devil signs
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hi guys
+++
my fabricator
has hung a sign on th beast
he knows where it runs
encourages it to
run amok
+++
it did
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my oath
+++
alex lloyd
'my way home'
+++
took some skin
of th left knee
"to match th right"
+++
little ****er bled well
+++
cant remember doin it
+++
hit somethin
+++
i dunno
+++
just wot it is
+++
i smoke a cone
in th afterglow
and smile
i made it home
+++
run my share of red lights
+++
and th city
isnt real busy
got room to move
amongst th mindless missiles
that are ppl
and stuff th ***** around th posts
so sweet
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i live
this day
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the land surfer
+++
surprise
+++
i'm a real wizard
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watch out tripper
th lst jumped many gutters
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a perfect circle
'the nurse who loved me'
+++
hi baby
+++
nice tits
+++
**** man
+++
****ers stood up like
a dick
+++
u liek that ?
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how about i
do a slalom
thru th white lines
th cars dont worry me
+++
spat on th
piccie of a safety bicycle
painted on th road
th ***** let down
+++
yummie
+++
**** off ya safety bicycle
****in girls bikes
+++
i felt
sophie formica
+++
somewhere there
in th mix
now that;s wet
+++
th new fla****n red light
is back under th
monoshock
suspension unit
+++
this guya t th re light just
creamin himself
+++
then i jumped th gutter and
nippleclamp took it in her stride
soem stupid getoffs
+++
**** i had fun
a nice surf
thru thru brisvegas at night
+++
the verve
'this time'
+++
love ya HARD
..
..
..
pirate jenny
"black"
'james boing"
'the land surfer"
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p.s.
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xtc
'senses working overtime'(live in holland)
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