Re: how best to survive out there

(This is a contribution by the very same person who sold me the last
kayak. Re****ting from the watery jungle)

Flex 029 wrote:
hi folks, first time here .. met Sr. Commandate Banana at my shop ..

one way of dealing with this problem is to NOT paddle in these areas
on weekends.
when i go on any given week-DAY, there=92s usually nobody around -
EXCEPT for all that damn trash~


Howdy Flex, good to see you here so we can discuss how best to survive
out there. I totally agree with you, and in fact I stay away from the
waterways on weekends. The weekends belong to the predators, so to
speak.

I also canoe at night (which you told me you do too), which not makes
for far fewer motorboats, but also hides the mountains of trash (yes,
including batteries and mattresses) left behind by the said
motorboats. (I have a bright kayak for daylight, and camouflage canoe
with proper lights for night time.)

As you know, the beautiful kayak I=92ve got from you is as bright as
sunrise (that=92s the color), as well as the lights and flag I=92m getting
from you. So if the superfast, superbig boats don=92t see me is because
their drivers (I deny them =93captain=94 status) are superdrunk and
superhigh.

Hey, we=92ve developed the same strategy for survival! Actually it was
developed by the early mammals at the time the dinosaurs ruled the
earth.

That=92s kind of metaphorical, isn=92t it?